Machine Learning for Dummies: Part 1

I often get asked on how to get started with Machine Learning. Most of the time, people have troubles understanding the maths behind all things. And I have to admit, I don't like the maths either. Math is an abstract way of describing things. And I think the way machine learning is described is too abstract to understand it easily. I probably try to describe things with foo code or a bit of JS to explain what I'm talking about.