No, I Don't Want to Watch Your Straight Hockey Show

From Amazon's to Netflix's upcoming, the recent spate of hetero hockey romances shows Hollywood learned the wrong lessons from The streaming industry has gotten a lot of flak over the past few years, but there is one thing that Hollywood studios are undeniably good at: recycling the same idea, over and over and over again until the world ends (or until everyone finally decides they're sick of, whichever comes first). This tried-and-true formula is now playing out in real time with Prime Video's and Netflix's upcoming series Icebreaker shows that, like are hockey-themed romances about polar opposites who just can't seem to keep their hands off each other. But there's one key difference: and are about heterosexual romances, while is about a secret gay relationship. And considering how much queerness played a role in's explosive popularity, it seems like the clamor for straight horny hockey content is another example of Hollywood just not getting the message. The forthcoming which Netflix announced this week, is about a figure skater who falls in love with a hockey player after they're forced to practice on the same rink.