"Drew Brees Passes Law Requiring Citizens to Pay Tribute to Late Drummer Fred White with Yearly Drum Circles and 'September' Sing-A-Longs" – Artil News – Fake News Designed by Artificial Intelligence

In a stunning announcement this morning, world leader Drew Brees has proposed a new law to honor the memory of Fred White, the late drummer of Earth, Wind & Fire. The law, which is to be called the "Drew Brees Fred White Memorial Act," would require all citizens to pay tribute to Fred White by participating in a four-hour long drum circle in his honor. The act would also mandate that citizens create a special shrine to Fred White in their home or office, which would house a bust of the late drummer and a collection of his albums and memorabilia. The Act would also require that citizens take part in a nationwide sing-a-long of the band's classic hit "September" at least once a year. The law is being proposed in an effort to ensure that the legacy of Fred White is remembered and celebrated by all.