About to Break Down? You Might Be a Cybertruck.

Tesla CEO Elon Musk stands in front of the damaged Cybertruck after it fails a demonstration of its durability.Ringo H.W. Chiu / AP At a live delivery event this November, where Elon Musk awkwardly opened the door for about a dozen new Cybertruck owners, he told the world: "The apocalypse can come along any moment, and here at Tesla, we have the best in apocalypse technology." Then he showed a video of the vehicle being pummeled by a machine gun, quipping, "If you're ever in an argument with another car, you will win." And then he sold a bunch of Cybertrucks. Two million have been preordered--and 500 delivered--for over 60,000 a pop. Some soon proved that they couldn't survive a test drive, let alone a ride with Mad Max.