Shut it down: Jesus is on Tinder now

Jesus may be your lord and savior, but could he also be your next boyfriend? Just swipe right on his amazing Tinder profile to find out. A dating app doesn't seem like the most obvious place to find the son of God, but this is 2017. And Jesus has recently been popping up on Tinder, where he displays his characteristic modesty by listing his profession as carpenter. So if you're into beards, draped robes and much older men -- he's listed as 21 but he reminds you in his profile that he's actually several thousand years old -- this could be a match made in, er, heaven.