Newegg has RTX 5090 cards in stock at base price right now

It's been seven months since Nvidia launched its flagship RTX 5090 card to a hungry audience of PC gamers… and people building AI data centers… and a bunch of scalpers trying to bilk them all. In that time, I've yet to see one actually available to purchase at the alleged base price of two thousand dollarydoos. As of just before 11 AM Eastern US time, Newegg has one for the base price. Specifically this one, the Zotac Gaming Solid model, a basic triple-fan design which apparently has the reference PCB with no overclock. As the good Lord intended.