I asked Tinder for my data. It sent me 800 pages of my deepest, darkest secrets

At 9.24pm (and one second) on the night of Wednesday 18 December, 2013, from the second arrondissement of Paris, I wrote "Hello!" to my first ever Tinder match. Since that day I've fired up the app 920 times and matched with 870 different people. I recall a few of them very well: the ones who either became lovers, friends or terrible first dates. I've forgotten all the others. The dating app has 800 pages of information on me, and probably on you too if you are also one of its 50 million users.