Artificial Intelligence's Next Big Thing Is Fast and Scary Smart. It Even Writes Poetry.

Allow me for a moment to discuss a new poem that has the potential to be a classic: "An Ode to the Infield Fly Rule." An esoteric baseball regulation, the infield fly rule is designed to prevent infielders from dropping pop flies intentionally to enable cheap double plays. I suspect that this might be the first poem ever written on this important topic. "Oh Infield Fly Rule, thou art a treasure A beacon of fair play beyond measure We thank thee for thy guidance and thy grace In the great game of baseball, thou dost hold a special place."