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Listen to more stories on the Noa app. Bill Lowery, a sales executive, is confused when a workmate asks where he should take a date out for dinosaur. "You're planning to take this girl out for?" "That's right," the colleague responds, totally nonchalant. Lowery presses him, agitated: "Wait a minute. What is this, some sort of new-wave expression or something--saying instead of?" "He's so pale and awfully congested--and he didn't touch his dinosaur when I took it in to him."