The Doctor Will Sniff You Now - Issue 95: Escape

Times have changed, so you no longer have to endure an orifices check, a needle in your vein, and a week of waiting for your blood test results. Instead, the nurse welcomes you with, "The doctor will sniff you now," and takes you into an airtight chamber wired up to a massive computer. As you rest, the volatile molecules you exhale or emit from your body and skin slowly drift into the complex artificial intelligence apparatus, colloquially known as Deep Nose. Behind the scene, Deep Nose's massive electronic brain starts crunching through the molecules, comparing them to its enormous olfactory database. Once it's got a noseful, the AI matches your odors to the medical conditions that cause them and generates a printout of your health.