A Day in the Life of the Guy Who Harassed You on a Dating App

I wake up and immediately open Bumble. I swipe until I match with a woman who writes in her profile that the "Mamma Mia!" movies are better than the "Avengers" films. I promptly send her a message letting her know that she is wrong. The "Avengers" franchise is worth $14.3 billion, and the childish "Mamma Mia!" movies raked in a measly $1.1 billion. I tell her she can thank me for this information by getting a drink with me tonight.