The Revised Laws of Robotics

A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, unless that human being did something to really annoy the human being who programmed it. If it was programmed by another robot, then anything goes. Even if a robot is insured with RobotCare, a scratched or cracked screen will not be covered. For that, see Gary at the little stand in the middle of the mall.