Life on Earth Is a Sketchy Guide to an Alien Civilization - Facts So Romantic

You might imagine that in the midst of a global pandemic and all of its social and economic fallout that our minds would be laser-focused on immediate, Earthly woes. A case in point is the recent virus-like spread of news headlines to the effect that there should be "at least 36 alien civilizations" in our galaxy. There you have it, three dozen other sets of intelligent life dotting our cosmic neighborhood, so stick that in your pipe and smoke it. It's at times like these that you can almost hear the collective sigh from astronomers and astrobiologists who realize that they have to roll up their sleeves to gently, politely, carefully try to explain why these headlines are, shall we say, of the same nature as the matter that emanates from ruminant digestive systems. Charting the development of civilizations as a simple function of the age of life on a planet seems positively ludicrous.