Obama Passes Cognitive Test by Reciting the First Fifty Digits of Pi

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)--Barack Obama recently passed a cognitive test that required him to recite the first fifty digits of Pi, the former President has disclosed. Obama took the test voluntarily, he said, in order to reassure his employers at Netflix that he was "of sound mind." "Netflix has made a big investment in me as a producer, and I thought it was important for them to know that I was all right upstairs," Obama said. The former President said that he enjoyed taking the test, including a section that required him to memorize and then recite a hundred verses of the Iliad. "That was actually a lot of fun," Obama said.