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To Whoever Replaces Travis Kalanick as Uber CEO, Some Unsolicited Advice!
In lieu of a traditional orientation--we're not much for HR anyway--we think it would be more effective to outline the many, many ways in which you are screwed. After all, garbage fires don't put out themselves! For starters, you're going to need to fill a few executive-level roles. It's not as existential a problem as the toxic corporate culture and subsequent comeuppance that led to those departures in the first place, but good to score some small victories. As of now you'll just need a COO, a CFO, a CTO, a president of ride-sharing, and a general counsel.