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The moment that Love Island fans have been waiting for is almost finally here, with Season 10 finally kicking off on Monday. To celebrate the imminent launch, a man has used AI to create the'perfect' Love Island contestants. Duncan Thomsen, 53, a freelance film editor from Brighton, trawled back through all previous nine series to see which couples have won the show so far. Then, using AI, he mashed photos of the winners together to make generic islanders, solely based on their looks. So, are his creations your type on paper?