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'You may feel your cortisol levels declining': why Siri should be an Irish man

The Guardian

Inside my iPhone is a cornucopia of Irish men. "It's currently clear and 25 degrees," Colin Farrell replies when I ask him the weather. "A 7.45am alarm is now off," says Michael Fassbender when I beg him for some extra sleep. "Here's what I found on Google," Domnhall Gleeson cheerily answers when I screech: "I have spilt coffee all over my stovetop – how to clean white shirt and kitchen bench?" I feel like he is negging me – or playing hard to get, perhaps.