Learn a Craft to Survive the Coming Robot Apocalypse

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, an updated Bayeux Tapestry of Bloomberg Opinion's opinions. Apple Inc. recently added audiobook narration to the growing list of occupations where algorithms are poised to replace humans alongside graphic designers, college essayists and limerick writers. Luckily, the fine art of newslettering remains (ahem) far beyond the capabilities of even the most sophisticated artificial intelligence software. Still, hope is at hand for those not fortunate enough to toil in the newsletter mines but still seeking gainful employment that won't disappear as robots take control.