ChatGPT's Storytelling Chops Are No Match for Dungeons & Dragons

Our overeager party--an elvish druid; a dwarven wizard; a halfling rogue; and a human paladin--has arrived at a dusty, cluttered library. Hearing of our quest for the fabled Orb of Zarekath, the head librarian--Thimblewick, a gnome--recounts how it was once "a powerful artifact" that has long since disappeared in the nearby ruined city. But the rogue is less curious about Orb-lore and more interested in snooping and stealing from the nearby shelves. Sneaking into the shadows, he's caught by a librarian. "Oh, sorry," the rogue says with a disarming smile.