Chihuahua or muffin? My search for the best computer vision API

This popular internet meme demonstrates the alarming resemblance shared between chihuahuas and muffins. These images are commonly shared in presentations in the Artificial Intelligence (AI) industry (myself included). But one question I haven't seen anyone answer is just how good IS modern AI at removing the uncertainty of an image that could resemble a chihuahua or a muffin? For your entertainment and education, I'll be investigating this question today. Binary classification has been possible since the perceptron algorithm was invented in 1957.