The Case for Video Game Tutorials

In my time on this earth I've pledged allegiance to many masters. Their words--always measured--tend to echo at critical junctures. Whenever I face down an unforeseen attack, whenever my enemies reveal themselves, the sage advice of my betters bubbles up from my deepest brain fold, reminding me to press [square] to perform a quick attack. Obviously, I need this information. I'm dead without it, and whatever game I'm playing is decidedly less fun if I have to die a dozen times for the knowledge.