The Morning After: Nintendo's latest hardware is not the Switch 2

We've been waiting and waiting, and Nintendo finally did the right thing and announced an entirely new piece of hardware. Alas, it's not a new console but a very Nintendo-looking smart alarm clock. The Alarmo has motion sensors that let you snooze it based on your movement. You'll also be able to check how much you move around while you sleep, and the clock has sleeping sounds and music to drift off to. You can set the clock's background with scenes inspired by the likes of Super Mario Odyssey, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Splatoon 3, Pikmin 4 and, er, Ring Fit Adventure.