The Most Confusing Jacket in America

I bought the most confusing jacket in America. N othing about the Palantir chore coat makes any sense. Mine is a size small, though it's so oversize that I look like a teen wearing a hand-me-down. The jacket is also the most comfortable and practical garment I own. It's buttery soft and as heavy as a blanket, with three massive patch pockets that each can hold a paperback book.