The Home Slopping Network

A new channel on Roku's TV service offers all-you-can-eat AI programming. It is 12:04 p.m., and I've been watching AI slop for the past three hours. Before me on the screen, a man is playing trumpet in fog. He's been fired (bad market for trumpet players) but then, at last, he lands an interview. Trumpet Man sits at a large desk across from an obese fellow who asks how good he is with a mop.