A.I. vs. M.E.

Can't you be more like ChatGPT? You know me better than I know myself More charming and in far better health You're a sociopath who answers either way You can, like, program math stuff, you can write a play I'm Salieri, you're Mozart You don't take days, deadlines, or amphetamines to start You don't second-guess yourself, or spout self-doubt You just sit there, you smug son-of-a- . . . Can't you be more like that Meta A.I.? You'd be a far more impressive guy All hail A.I.; All hail A.I. The robots have arrived, and my logic board's fried I sorta thought I'd seen a lot of change in my life My beard's not fully gray, yet I've seen all the strife Algorithms, iPhones, TikToks, and tweets Now there's a smart-ass robot stealing my blankets and sheets Keepin' me outta the jobs I already couldn't land Even writes better songs Got me kicked outta my band Can't you be more like ChatGPT? Welcome to the singularity ChatGPT, ChatGPT Boy, do I regret my English degree . . .