If People Talked About Other Technologies the Way They Talk About A.I.

Sorry that your electricity bill has skyrocketed--your neighbor is in love with her dishwasher. It's nice that she finally found connection, even if it's with a machine. Oh, and the wedding is set for June! Don't worry--we have the most brilliant scientists in the world working to make sure it's not in the Cuisinart mixer's best interest to kill us all. You'll have to ask it.