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Things to Do in L.A. Tap to enable a layout that focuses on the article. L.A. County outlines multiple breakdowns that prevented timely evacuations during deadly Eaton fire This is read by an automated voice. Please report any issues or inconsistencies here . The long-awaited report investigating how county officials failed to order timely evacuations for west Altadena as the Eaton fire threatened the community did not assign blame for the botched alerts, instead chalking the issue up to a night of chaos, unprecedented conditions and poor communication. The 132-page report released Thursday seemed to downplay how early the fire threatened west Altadena -- despite 911 calls that reported flames and smoke in the area -- and only once mentioned the 19 people who died in the fire, of which all but one were found in the town's western side.

Denmark closed Aalborg airport due to drone activity spotted the second time this week, prompting the country to contact NATO and the European Union.

The Trump administration's General Services Administration partners with Elon Musk's xAI to provide Grok AI models to federal agencies for $0.42 per organization.

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Things to Do in L.A. Tap to enable a layout that focuses on the article. Millions of Californians are getting a refund on their electric bill. Credits for Californians on October electric bills are set to go up in the coming years, according to the governor's office. This is read by an automated voice. Please report any issues or inconsistencies here .

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In the current media landscape, it's a wonder it even got made. In a world where hallowed news organizations transform into conservative mouthpieces and milquetoast late-night jokes are grounds for suspension, satirical headlines from the Onion can feel closer to real life than parody. Now the site is taking on one of the most taboo subjects of all--disgraced sex offender and financier Jeffrey Epstein--in mockumentary form. It launches in theaters in New York City, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, and San Francisco for one day only on October 2; after that it will be available online. You can watch the trailer right here.