The Miami Herald reports that the Miami Springs Middle School workers noticed a suspicious smell and began complaining of dizziness and nausea around noon Wednesday. Miami-Dade Fire Rescue Lt. Felipe Lay says 17 fire-rescue teams, including a hazmat crew, responded. The workers' conditions weren't immediately reported.
A self-described "spoon bandit" lavished in his hard work after claiming to heist 1,500 spoons from his high school cafeteria. Warning: The following tweet may be too badass for some readers. Over this past school year I have stolen over 1500 spoons from the Lincoln Way Central Cafeteria. I am the spoon bandit pic.twitter.com/ZZnbrujeUc "Over this past school year I have stolen over 1500[sic] spoons from the Lincoln Way Central Cafeteria.