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'Gutfeld!' on rise in violent crime in liberal-run cities

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This is a rush transcript from "Gutfeld!," This copy may not be in its final form and may be updated. GREG GUTFELD, FOX NEWS CHANNEL HOST: Take your wind if you had any. If you haven't been murdered yet, by a nutbag. We have an epidemic of crazy people, What we used to call the criminally deranged or The View's audience. On the streets, on the subway, one is sitting to my right. On Saturday morning, a maniac waited as a train entered the Time Square subway station before he happily pushed an Asian woman to her death. Michelle Alyssa Go aged 40 was murdered that morning. The killer stuck his tongue out at the police, like a third grader out the window of a school bus. The perfect metaphor for bail reform or any other garbage that passes the social justice reform. But if you dare ask, why was he out on the street? Meanwhile, this pump just murdered a teenager allegedly in a Bronx Burger King. Here he is shouting about reparations and slavery. And if you disagree with him, well, you're probably racist too. Meanwhile, on the opposite coast, the UCLA grad student was fatally stabbed by -- you guessed it, a deranged creep. Brianna Kupfer, aged 24 was alone working when a man believed to be homeless, knifed to death. Why was he out on the streets with a knife? There's also Sandra Shells, a hardworking nurse who died after being attacked by a homeless man near the L.A. Union Station. The city's woke D.A. who says he doesn't want to send another deranged maniac. A 26-year-old transgender woman to jail for sexually assaulting a 10-year-old girl over fears that the deviant will be attacked. Oh yes, God forbid a guard uses the wrong pronoun.

'Gutfeld!' on Media hypocrisy

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'Gutfeld!' panelists react to the media's hypocrisy and their inability to admit that they're wrong. This is a rush transcript of "Gutfeld!" on February 9, 2022. This copy may not be in its final form and may be updated. GREG GUTFELD, FOX NEWS CHANNEL HOST: That's where it lives right up there. And what does that say? So who wants to have fun at the media's expense? Roll the next, C.O. (BEGIN VIDEO CLIP) UNIDENTIFIED MALE: And now the Gutfeld Show presents. You can't fix the media you can only let it die because they're beyond helping suck harder than a million vacuum cleaners powered by a zillion black holes. And this claim is backed by science. So remember when Virginia Governor Glenn Youngkin eased restrictions on mask mandates? The media mocked and condemned him like the Romans did Jesus. UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Youngkin did exactly what a Republican does when they get into power. Let's look at what's going on. Let's move this state back 50 years. UNIDENTIFIED MALE: COVID politics makes a lot of Republican governors stupid. UNIDENTIFIED MALE: New Jersey, Delaware, Connecticut, Oregon, and California all move to relax their mask mandates. JOHN BERMAN, CNN ANCHOR: These are all states led by Democrats and one's hard hit COVID zones and they seem to be decisions driven by science, not politics. UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Well, the facts are great. We're headed in the right directions. I think we hoped we would be. UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: The responsibilities should shift from a government mandate, imposed from the state or the local district or the school.

'Gutfeld!' on authoritarian COVID policies, Pelosi's re-election run

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This is a rush transcript of "Gutfeld" on January 26, 2022. This copy may not be in its final form and may be updated. So where are we in this pandemic? It's hard to say some people are acting like adults, others are acting like children. And still others are treating children like adults. In Washington, D.C. our state capitol, Kat, strip clubs have allegedly been warned about their dancers not wearing masks. And a hard-hitting investigative report, the Daily Caller finds that multiple strip clubs have violated the mayor's order on masks. This includes apparently the strippers who are supposed to cover their noses and mouths, even if their butts aren't. Now this is a personal point. I would not mind the rule in the daytime, you know, when the clubs aren't exactly fielding the first string. But really, how can you enjoy a good lap dancer if you can't understand the stripper story about how she's just doing this temporarily to put herself through med school? And what kind of masks do you wear when stripping? I had to ask Stuart Varney. And no, they do not make an N95 and latex. God knows I've looked all over Pete Hegseth's office. But the strippers I bet they're not pleased. We go to one for comment. The L.A. Unified School District said its banning students from wearing cloth masks. They must now wear well-fitted non-cloth masks with nose wire at all times, including outdoors. Well, at least that'll prepare them for a future in stripping or smash and grab which are both very popular vocations in L.A. right now. But what are you supposed to do? I guess it's time for. How authoritarianism was unleashed in businesses by our government.

'Gutfeld!' on media's reporting on Jan. 6

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This is a rush transcript from "Gutfeld!," This copy may not be in its final form and may be updated. ANTHONY FAUCI, CHIEF MEDICAL ADVISOR TO PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN: What'd he conflated that is that therefore we were involved in creating the virus, which is the most ridiculous majestic leap I've ever heard of. Well, thank you for watching. As you can tell, we don't have an audience tonight. I guess I should read my monologue. Welcome back to a brand new year. Are you excited or what? I know Kat and Emily should be considering I didn't crush them yet. For their guest host jokes that were in my absence. EMILY COMPAGNO, FOX NEWS CHANNEL CONTRIBUTOR (on camera): Is Greg tied up naked with duct tape over his mouth dumped in the girl's locker room? That was him in high school. Do you think Greg is missing us right now? Should we call him gigantic Greg, actually from now on? JOE DEVITO, WRITER AND COMEDIAN: I will not be. Yes, so while they were yakking it up at my expense. I spent the last eight days in one bed. You know, I usually prefer a different beds each night like Wilt Chamberlain. While I tested negative on COVID, I tested positive on everything else. I'm pretty sure I had the flu, the cold, Zika, Ebola. But what do you expect when you borrow one of Michael Loftus' jackets? It looks your shirt had a triple bypass.

'Gutfeld!' on COVID Christmas, Michelle Obama 2024 talk

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Kat Timpf slams the hysteria surrounding COVID-19 and what it was like spending Christmas with COVID. This is a rush transcript of "The Greg Gutfeld Show" on December 29, 2021. This copy may not be in its final form and may be updated. You might be asking, Where's Greg Gutfeld? You'd be asking the wrong person. And that is all I will say about that, other than to remind you that it is very hard to be charged with murder if they never find a body. Anyway, it's great to be back. I hope you all had a great Christmas. Yes, I had COVID, which was a great way to finish the year. That started with me also having COVID. So let's do the math here. I know Greg's out there saying Kat can't do math, because he's definitely watching, has definitely not been dead for a week already. Must there's been an awful coincidence. So this year, I had two COVIDs. I also had two COVID shots. Two plus two equals four. As in, forget about all of this (BLEEP) following all of the rules and regulations failed me more than the dare program. And I bet you are too. I mean, I'm not the only one who had COVID over Christmas. This Christmas COVID was more popular than robbing a Bloomingdale's with 30 of your closest friends.