Often drunk people are considered a nuisance to society. For now, we will celebrate our weekend alter-egos. The alter-egos society, our friends, parents and strangers alike have unanimously decided were the "worst version of ourselves." Let us take a moment away to examine what, when we are slurring our words and calling our engaged exes, we really bring to the table. Here, friends, in this safe and supportive place, we celebrate all the things drunk people can do that no one else can.