Introducing the first affordable home robot for "entertainment and companionship"


I've been away from school for a couple of decades or so. I went to college in the '70s, dropped out, and eventually finished in the '90s. I leaned toward the theatrical, philosophical, sociological, communicable disciplines and ignorantly ignored the burgeoning planned obsolescence of male and female, which would eventually be rebranded as Human 2.0 where flesh melds with metal and chip and transhumans will live as gods forever. Teaching children to bow down to their beast phone is a done deal. So let's invite that beast spirit to be your new best friend and control all of your appliances!